The Supreme Court Strikes Down Affirmative Action
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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The Importance of Affirmative Action
We need affirmative action for dumb rich kids because if we stop letting wealthy parents bribe colleges, then their kids won't be able to get in. Secretly bribing colleges is despicable. They should be openly bribing these schools like build a library and put their name on it. And when we all know who the dumb kids are, we can funnel them to jobs where they can't hurt anybody.
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