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220 - A Radio Jupiter Holiday Special

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Do You Have a Car?

Aries. Cancer. Capricorn. Gemini Absolutely not. Leo? Okay, sure. Libra? Ha ha ha haha No. Pisces? Yes. Sagittarius. Scorpio? Definitely. Taurus? definitely Not. Virgo. Today is a good day for business decisions. And now a public service announcement. Do you know that car that was abandoned on Mircat Lane? The one with the rusted out passenger door and the trunk that is half open sort of inviting you to look inside to see what was left along with the car? Well, a representative from the federal government would like to make clear that you do not see that car. You have never

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