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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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Is That It?

I kept trying to like impregnate people. Is that it? Yes. I had 47 children or something like that. She was the girl in there who I was, the guy was a creep,. And he wanted to spread his progeny, because he thought he was so good looking and such a good guy. He was poking holes and condoms into Caitlin's iced tea while other guys were there. They kicked down the door and caught with it. But she was in another relationship. It took me about seven years, but I eventually had a baby with Caitlin, with a little billy. The universe said, okay, you deserve love now and family. So, so

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