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"I was supposed to be at 180 last week, did not have a scale because evidently I stay in shitty hotels," he says. "And I ran the stairs, Royal Park, whatever the fuck they call it... Ran those almost every day or as long as I could." He played hockey for three seconds on his first shift after four months out of action. The Habs won 13-12 despite him taking zero shots and never falling down.