Ep 114: Shaparak Khorsandi
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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The Criteria for a Real Australian
A real Australian has to be really smiley. They've got to look good in and out of clothes. And I would like them to have, oh god, who am I kidding? It's a bloke. If it's a girl, she's got to have a really luscious, bouncy, brown ponytail. Nothing makes me sadder in Britain when it's a really, really rainy day. So I think it's our duty to dry them off. Can you tell I'm going to Australia to the festival? You definitely miss Australians. This is the first time someone has mentioned the food briefly at the beginning and then given a very detailed description on who's cooking
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