The Story of Lucy and Linda

My mom had this basic philosophy of if it made a good story and no one got hurt it was probably worth doing. She hired a bagpiper to play havin nigila at her brother's bar mitzvah. We named our Schnauzer Sophie because It was some shot at Sophie gimbal she had bought from gimbals The the story according to legend about why she got fired from the Johnson White House Was she was in an elevator with the wrong person when she told the joke? How do you tell I think the Johnson daughters were like was Lucy and Linda Um, anyways is how do you tell? the Johnson daughters apart and the joke was Lucy's the tall ugly