The Uber Driver Tells Me a Crazy Story

Randham: My uber driver told me a crazy story, really. It involves 50 kids, ok? All riht, we'eplayin ils. Tell some one else a story, you beuter hit. He lives in alay because a woman met him in africa and gave him two hundre dllars a month to study at school. Then he repaid her by getting her a trip to europe which i thought was crazy. And then he sees a girl trip and get hurt. She's pleeding. Her mam comes over, starts yelling on em, call im the end ward. This thi o it wast da harder when he said it