The Irony of Jumping Off a Steamboat

When he was 14, Tommy went to a Christian summer camp and ended up getting third degree burns because they didn't pack enough sunscreen for all the kids. One of the few chances I had to get an actual relief for the sunburn was this riverboating thing we did. No one was really supervising our swim, not on the way they should have been anyway. Only the lake patrol thought to do that and that's when they found Tommy. He'd been down there the whole time. His leg wasn't paled on a broken tree branch, too weak to free himself as he was drowned while his dive bomb buddy is climbed back onto the boat.