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Bill Burr

Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

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I Have a Difficult Time Lying

I have a difficult time lying I just you're fucking lying all the time. Just tell them about something You're uh, I don't know you're made of bricks It's better to if you're bombing on a date just keep bombing Keep bombing and then just leave each other. My penis is only seven inches See you know I'm lying it's just staring without blinking after you're just sitting there going like does he believe this? Oh Yeah, I just want to be like just don't worry about it. I wish I could go back to those dates and be like, all right. We didn't hit it off Let's just enjoy the meal, you know, let's just

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