Sit Down, Sit Up!

Sitting for five minutes is like having 30 hard attacks. The lowest, the lower you are, the cooler you are because you're closer to the centre of the earth where it's hot. I love when confronted with my grandma in her rude chair, stealing ways as you get a whoppy cushion under there. And maybe, just grab the whole bowl of potato salad and pop a fork in there. No need for a plate. That's not going to get even with em. These mother fuckers wont be chair hogs.