The Python Escapes

Our next question comes from hannah who writes, dear john and hank, my sister's python escaped several days ago, and she just fed it, so it's not even hungry. How much do python eat? Do they eat? Like once every six months? Ah, how often do pythons eat? Um, ten to 14 days. O, all right, not so my room is the perfect quiet place for it to hide out. How am i going to sleep at night? How do i prevent its slithering next to me for heat? Oh, is that ok? I don't want to wake up out of a deep sleep to learn there is a snake cuddled