The Doom Horn That Blows at World's End

Melchior is the keeper of the doom horn that blows at world's end. Melchior has spent most of this week in his hovel surrounded by my potions, attempting to make a cure for the... And I have come up with this vial of pure white liquid. It's mostly made from pupils. That's where the white comes from. Well, you know what? Let's enough of this fucking around. Let's talk to our guest. We're very excited. Our guest is,. and I apologize if I say this wrong, Melchior says. "I do not get Knock-knock jokes. Here's a Knock-Knock joke from my world"