How to Survive a Price That Should Be Illegal

Two Jory girls just threw this Big dildo on the table because they knew we had on a stag day and like we're all messing about yet. Ricky lived in little old mecklesfield my whole life lovely and cheap near the countryside but I was macklesfield, okay? The main thing I'm worried about is money. It's literally six quid a pint How do you survive that price should be illegal? Can I just say Ricky off the back of that?