The Perfect Murder

If a vampire flushes the toilet when he's sitting on it, he'll just like go puff. Who sits on the... who flushes the lo, as they're sitting on it? You get like water splashing up on your arse. Nobody would do that. That's ridiculous. Some people might like that. It's like it's also a B-day as well as a toilet. Nothing... that's far less disgusting than some of the things you've said today. So... what the hell? Yeah, so the perfect murder. I think Jeffy Darmon did that. He got found out because their teeth didn't dissolve and they were left on the drain