Is He Going to Use a Condom?

I thought he read an underecolic conspiracy like age 12 and that woke him up to the New World Order and started his calling. Alex comes from a zealot ass right wing household and his dad was a huge John Birch Society guy in Alex's youth. During his youth, he got into Satanism. So magically all of his enemies worship the devil during his youth. He had unprotected sex with apparently countless women and impregnated many of them leading to them paying him for tons of abortions. And what do you know as an adult abortion is magically the blood sacrament of his demonic enemies. I'm starting to think psychopathic liars aren't the most reliable people. None of this