The Pirate Who Goes to Eton?

Can you think of a pirate who went to eton? Not a trick question. I'll tell you, shal i tell you, captain hook. Did he captain hook? He's an old atonian. Was he really? In the firste play of peter pan, it's made very clear thatehe went to eaton That's what jane barry says. Last year, the largest salmon caught in iceland was caught by eric clapton. Ah, ivory, i knew we were away off the iceland thing, i know. Hang on my ari clap the ariclap.