Rotten Tomato - Episode Five, 77

This is the review in its pure misjudged ickiness, that acting ropiness. This insidiously terrible film could hardly get any more skin crawling. The book of henr storing naomi watts, paul blart, malcop, sorin keven james, or garden state. Or left behind, starting nicholas cage. I am now relatively certain there is a hell, and it is a darkened theatre with no doors, showing this movie on a loop for eternity.