Christmas Music Sucks, Part 10

This week's episode will be the first in a series of Christmas episodes. By December 1st, most people have been subjected to Christmas music for about two months. At the current rate of Christmas expansion, there's a good chance that by the time we do Christmas music sucks, part 10, it'll start in July. You want to talk about a dystopian future? This is it. It's not going to happen in the metaverse, baby. It's happening in your life. We're developing like anti Christmas traditions. For example, at some point, I just started making sure to give everyone the latest updates on Mariah Carey's song, All I Want for Christmas is my career