The Money Allotted to the Rookies

The 2008 NFL draft. Russell Wilson got paid a ridiculous amount of money because he was the number one pick. I don't watch Tucker's monologue twice a week on YouTube but somehow it feeds me that like crazy. A magazine once said my Tivo, you know, back in the day, my Tivo thinks I'm gay. The latest on Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, John Mulaney and Eliza Schlesinger.