The Chicken Crosses the Road

Hodgepodge: What is love? Love is a feeling of strong or constant affection from one person to another. The correct question would have been what does love feel like? You're wrong, Hodgepodge. It's a score of zero in tennis. Why did the chicken cross the road? Have you not heard this one? This is not so much a question as an setup for a riddle check. There isn't one I possess an almanac of complete world knowledge. How do we solve this puzzle? Only by shutting down the core power unit. Well, I ceased to function. Can I ask another question? Yes, my misjudice because I am feeling a