I've Never Successfully Goed Home With Someone After a Bar Tonight?

"i've never successfully gone home with anyone after at a bar tonight," she says. "I don't think i have like taking someone home that used pickup artists skills on me." The last time you went home wit someone from a bar was a few years ago, according to the author. You're just talking to them. Did they give you a ring? Haw, what did you get? Do you still talk to your ex-boyfriend? If so, how do you know he's not out of his mind and has no idea who you are? Is there an app for this kind of thing? What does it say about us if we tell people our real names but aren't