
“Bathrooms”
Ned's Declassified Podcast Survival Guide
Using Less Toilet Paper
Ned says he never wash his balls and wouldn't trust a spout like that's in the toilet. He uses Tripsies laser-cutters to get clean, but doesn't enjoy them. Ned also recommends getting a colon screening because one does not prevent the other or have a crusty ass.
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