The Weirdest Dude Ever

I'd take a Jean Claude Van Damme, you know, giant kick to the head from Diamond Dave any day of the week. I wouldn't mind a sword. He just comes out with a sword. Run me through. Slayed by... Drop my fucking head off. There can only be one Diamond Dave. Could be the weirdest guy ever. It's child star, I think, almost. That thing where... Some were saying that Diamond Dave is Corey Feldman. Yeah, exactly. Corey Feldman was at the Def Wepper Show, by the way, dressed as Michael Jackson. He's only ever dressed as MichaelJackson. Always.