
Episode 384: Mormonism Part V - King of Beaver Island
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The Poetics of Polygamy
By the 1870s, Brigham Young was starting to show signs of seriously failing health. His neurological system was breaking down and he had to use a catheter lubed up with what else, but consecrated oil to urinate. The only justice we get here is he got a catheter in his cock and an enema in his butt. Well, I'm hoping there's that at some point a weird human beings would evolve to laying one big type of egg that was filled with shit and piss that I could just get out easily. Because all of this cock is just keeping my piss from coming out. So get that tube right up to the bag of piss inside of the middle of
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