Are You in Sri Lanka?

Sri Lanka is not in the Caribbean. Is that a clue? A decent enough clue or not? Well, there's the Philippines and stuff, but I mean, it's I don't know if it's Sri Lanka. If somebody broke into your house and just kind of wanted to squat there for two days, what do you think they'd end up doing? Hopefully they would do some housework. Other than that, there's not a hell of a lot for them to do there. Maybe play with some of the toys in my daughter's bedroom. Got a lot of guitars, don't you? Yeah, but they're all here. But yeah, I've got one guitar