The Great Cavern, a Spangled Knoll, and a Round Hole

Britain fell into a hole in the ground and was sucked out to another world. He found himself at the foot of an ab ful limestone knoll, clothed with bluebells and primroses. A pretty maid came tripping towards him carrying a pail of milk but he could not look her in the eye. The next day he went looking for more food, clothes and a profession. After spending all day wandering around his own country it became clear what needed to be done. Britain eventually decided on becoming a cave man - which is how he ended up here today.