The Brazilian Football Challenge Made Up as ****

I've been confused on several occasions for a Brazilian by races. Last week at Tuesday football, I absolutely Roberto Carlos won in with the outside of my right foot. It was a banana shot. And just because you were there, you happen to not be there, Andy. Doesn't mean I'm making this **** up. This is a horse **** from a pair of no offense. I scored a real and honest Roberto Carlos style free kick. If I needed to pretend to be Brazilian Andy, I don't have to look very far. Probability, biology, physics, this is absolutely bullshit statistics. The Dutch police and the duchess, equivalent to the CIA said it to him.