How to Kiss a Date

You're supposed to swallow frequently. If you notice your lips are a bit too wet, pull away and discreetly purse them to bring the extra spit. Don't smack. This is just making me think through something that I think you're supposed to just do. Use your hands. Don't just let your hands hang at your sides like Fettuccine noodles. Put them to good use. Make sure to breathe softly through your nose while you're kissing. Avoid letting your lips snack. Slobbery puppies are last thing you want your date thinking of while you kiss him or her. And don't grunt. The noise can be distracting.