The Distraction Button

I'm trying to switch America but man are they real prude about their buttholes. I think it's also just a pain in the ass to install the bidet. If there was like an Uber service we could just pay a dude to turn on. It needs to be approachable because no one wants to call a plumber. For Americans it converts you to a sitter when you pee. You should spend more time there. Honestly I would not have a YouTube career if I could not spend time just sitting on the shitter as that is where most of my ideas come from.