The Dads Are Driving On, and They're Not Going Back Down

There's a sort of dad diagram in all dads' heads, and certain moments like that. They will go, are this dad's fingers thick enough to command me? How to park my car? And as children you're watching this in slack-jawed wonder, aren't you? As Mike is simpering, actually batting his eyelids and being absolutely tail-bored with my legs. Oh, you're not going back down there? No, it's extremely dangerous. Children are going back down. I mean, they're the nearest thing to trolls, the real trolls. Wait for the little scaring feet of a little kid that's... If they're walking in the car