I Don't Want to Be a Bad Dad, or a Good Father, I'm Not Watching the Celtics.

"I don't want to be playign shoots and ladders while screaming my nba referee conspiracy theories," he says. "If the fokin seltis lose, i'm still going to watch the game, but i'll watch it after i know what the fox's going to happen." The NBA finals are currently being played in New York City at Madison Square Garden.