The Importance of Being a Dwarf

I was friends with some Latter-day Saints when I was a re-enactor. It sounds very up your alley for some reason. My mother was a witch at the Salem Witch Trials in Salem, Massachusetts. That's where I worked. One of those places, one of those horrible places. Well, a lot of them aren't great. A lot of them are a little bit less than safe. And we would walk around in costume and would sneak kisses under trees and stuff. Very Puritan montage.