Shatner Claws?

In 2011, there was a survey finding that 23% of Americans dread holiday music. We've actually got an exciting number of Christmas albums coming out this year. And his one looks extraordinary - he's calling it Shatner Claws. It doesn't sound quite close enough to Santa, does it? He only reminds you of one other word and is not Santa. Don't forget to leave Alfa Binspie and some aluminum.