Introduction

Be careful with that Erection; you’ll put an Eye out, kid! Sexual Folklorist & Christmas Orphan Dixie De La Tour isn’t traveling for the Holidays, so she offers to petsit and housesit for a friend (hint: there’s a hidden agenda). Her hosts hit the road and the intrigue begins: Dix spends Christmas Eve interviewing 3 (4?) men to find the perfect casual sex candidate for this special occasion. Is there anything more exciting than hooking up with a stranger in a house that’s not yours? There is: having anonymous sex - on a perpetual loop - as you savor a Classic Christmas Movie in a brand new way. But there’s been a unexpected witness to her Yuletide gaiety. Will they rat her out and put an end to her decade-long holiday legacy?

Christmas l Holiday | Tradition l Craigslist Casual Encounters l Hookup l 3 Wise Men l Orgasm Gamification l A Christmas Story l Fireplace | Barcalounger l Leather Couch l Anonymous l Strangers l Cottage l Redhead l Objectification l Fantasy I Classic Movie l Housesitter l Petsitter l Evidence l Indictment l Condoms l Erectile Dysfunction Medication l Alcohol l Viagra l Cialis l Choose Wisely l Beavis & Butthead l Suitcase l Old House l Dehydrated l Improper Thoughts l

Song: ‘Sodomize An Elf’ (MC Crumbsnatcher)

This week’s Christmas song is from my pal, MC Crumbsnatcher. He’s got a whole new album of holiday songs, called ‘Gay Sexxxmas’. Check it out!

Find his music at https://www.mccrumbsnatcher.com/

About our Storyteller:

Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour is a professional storyteller, podcaster, public speaking coach, community builder, but most of all, a facilitator. She is also the founder, curator & host of the award-winning and NSFW storytelling series, Bawdy Storytelling, that’s been lauded for its transformational, relatable, empowering performances. Bawdy’s curated live stage series and podcast is Touring nationally in 2024 to celebrate 17 Years of Bawdy; her show, Bawdy Storytelling, has been called a ‘Best Of’ Podcast by Oprah Magazine, Forbes, Buzzfeed, Marie Claire, Uproxx, Bustle, Esquire Magazine and many more. In addition to the coaching she offers for Bawdy, Dixie coaches for TEDx, Women in Technology, teaches custom Brand Storytelling coaching and workshops, and offers storytelling master classes to colleges and high schools. This story-loving southerner is passionate about storytelling’s ability to keep people safe, reduce our social anxiety, foster empathy, and make us feel more connected.

Dixie has been Sainted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence for her work to reduce stigma and eliminate shame, and she enjoys being a Muppet. Discover more about Dixie at Facebook.com/DixieDeLaTour, on Instagram at @Bawdy Storytelling, and at www.BawdyStorytelling.com

Episode links:

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TOUR DATES scheduled thus far:

• Baltimore MD (Friday, January 19th, 2024)

Tickets at

https://tinyurl.com/BawdyBaltimoreFriday

• Baltimore MD (Saturday, January 20th, 2024)

Tickets at

https://tinyurl.com/BawdyBaltimoreSaturday

• Philadelphia PA (City Winery on January 26th, 2024) Tickets go on sale this week
• Pittsburgh PA (City Winery on February 4th, 2024) Tickets at https://tinyurl.com/BawdyPittsburgh

• Nashville TN (City Winery on Friday, February 9th, 2024): Tickets go on sale this week

• New York City (City Winery on Wednesday, February 14th, 2024): Tickets at http://tinyurl.com/BawdyNYC

• Atlanta GA (City Winery on Saturday, February 17th, 2024): Tickets at https://tinyurl.com/BawdyAtlanta2024

Want me in your city? Send me a message and let’s make a plan!

BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

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Wanna donate Miles to help with the Tour? Your Airline Miles help immensely, too.

And by the way: THANK YOU for everything you do to keep this thing going!

PRIVATE COACHING with Dixie: Want to work one-on-one with me? Right now I’m offering personal branding (your dating profile, website, etc), Storycoaching a nervous new keynote speaker, and I help develop documentaries, craft personal stories for the stage, and write their books - because storytelling is everywhere you wanna be. I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicate with clarity, help you land your dream job, and discover your own story … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.

My upcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at

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Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

Podcast Producer: Roman Den Houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie’s Virtual Assistant is Roillan James

Video & Livestream support from Donal Mooney

Bawdy’s Creator & Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your s*x-positive podcast collective!

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