Is This a Shark?

This is not like a I saw this thing really quickly out of the corner of my eye One time and it was right before the Sun was going down and I had been drinking heavily No, they were like look when you stroke the skin in one direction from Head to tail it was smooth and they said that it was rough when they stroked it from tail to head Mmm. So like moving through the water. It's fins were edged with bristles. It had a row of bristles down its back That glowed dark But glowed in the dark when wet oh my gosh and that when they dissected it  they had some facetime with this thing. Its stomach contents