The Echo of Belinda

Belinda thought she had a crack at the Guinness World Record for how many people you can work with. But in all seriousness, I wondered how best to celebrate my steely demise and bitch ascension. At first, even Ken Joo's Brit bat could hear her speak loudly - but it wasn't until later that Belinda realised what was going on. She now has an entire book full of phrases which don't make any sense.