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A Stranger Comes to Town

Rude Tales of Magic

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The Dirt Salesman Shows Up

A dirt salesman has shown up to town. Oh, what? A dirt salesman. What's the dirt for? Well, the dirt, I tell you this, I mean, the dirt salesman, he can sell it better than I did. And it'll, it's good not like our bad dirt. This guy's got pounds of dirt. Last time I saw that much dirt, I was looking in a mirror. Our dirt is, our dirt is bad. Nothing will grow in it. This is good dirt, fertile soil. How fair to leave it.? Wait, our dirt are their dirt. Okay. The new dirt, the new dirt. It's so fertile. Ha ha

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