The Fat Faus Trainer, Isn't That Fat?

"I do exactly opposite of the masses. You follow the masses. Do not go anywhere," he says. "You're a poste. Yo, don't try the same as pasin." He goes on to say that fasting is 'a slippery soper', like all fastings are actually good for you. And thenoi, don't have to yearn tar me wanything - i ju did that overnight'...