I'm a Pigeon Press Reporter

A pair of humans in panda costumes and a disgraced former news reporter have been seen frolicking in horse species in the wild forests of central china. We now go live to the scene with reggie, a reporter from the pigeon press, dangerous and disgusting. And our vow is that the tutara, a species of reptile that lives in new zealand, has a third eye on the top of its head.