You Don't Fuck Like Whiskey. Stop Dude. You Can Kick Your Ass.

I'd go into this other lady's house and like just like drink whiskey with her. I hate drinking whiskey. She would pour whiskey and I was like tiny take tiny steps. Dude girls are into that now man. They're like you want some whiskey and they'll pour like they do. Just watch a movie. Pull a movie on and just it's all. It's like girls are dead though. They're dying off. You think they died or they just knocked it off? No no no they're going to die off. Men are watching like their cool, their actual cool lady friends get married and shit. They're just trying to sabotage them. My grandfather wasn't as cool