How to Intratiate Yourself to a Bully

I was reading about the King of Bavaria and realizing that he just wanted Wagner to like him. And because he was a fan, he was a super fan. I spent a lot of time sitting and thinking, ah, I was only the King of Munich. You're better off to just like, you know, new dealer, walk away with your life than try to ingratiate yourself by pretending to be somebody else.