The New Lady's Story

There's some drama in the New York Times room in the newsroom. The last story I wrote was an expose on the riot games island. Who's the new lady? Sandra Tabernacle. She doesn't do it. Taylor Leren's left. What? Because they got mad at her. Wait, he did have a Twitter. Did he deactivate? I don't know. Maybe it's because too many people like us were like, why the fuck do you talk like? Come back. We're on done with it.