
#414 - Clarifications, Curried Goats, Cocaine Capers
The Fifth Column
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The Importance of Being a Naturalized Citizen
I spent that night with nothing but naturalized citizens and green card holders and they loved every goddamn minute of it because America is awesome. The place that you know speaks most negatively about itself in the world is absolutely 100% America there's no second I mean England might be second but it's not even close to what we get here. To do that to go on this thing about how terrible and how awful it is to live in this nightmarish country you do have to deny everything that's around you at all times.
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