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120: Keep Your Top On.. Ft. Brianna and Grace!

Two Hot Takes

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How to Fuck a Coconut

I feel like your mom would be more okay with finding, oh, he has a pocket pussy than he's fucking my coconuts with nuggets of it. Can you imagine if she would have found it in his room and like tried to crack it open? That's full of semen anducking maggots. He's giving 20 year old because the fact he used butter and he didn't even have luber lotion. There were flies coming out of it. What the fuck did you think? Then you still put it in where there's flies. This is why we say, well, a guy is always like a hole is a hole. Yeah. Quite literally a hole is

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