The Only Blind of 2018

This married permanent A-plus list mostly movie actor with multiple Academy Award wins slash nominations who might nab another this year recently broke up with the mistress he's been seeing for the past two years. She's desperate for money and is perfect for a tabloid to squeeze some juice out of her. Ew what a weird sentence but hated that. Yeah sometimes with blinds it gets difficult to like figure it out because again it's saying she was hooking up with him now it's like no she actually doesn't like him. Right. Now the only blind of 2018 is just silly. I almost didn't pull it but it's so funny I had to read it. Oh my god that is