The Scariest Thing That Ever Happened

The worst job he ever had without a shadow of a doubt was working at a movie theater in New York City. Sometimes when the movie ended and the lights came up, me and the cleaning staff would walk into what I can only describe as a post-apocalyptic scene. We're constantly calling the cops on people who were fighting, doing drugs, just about any scumbag activity you can imagine. They tended not to screw with my coworkers and me so much as they knew that they'd have red and blue flashing lights outside.