'Tis My Biggest Cigarette'

"I don't regret that as much. Here is some of the things that that he's told me that that i, you know, are legitimate, they're legitimate gripes," Surya writes. "Here is someang this is so, like, here is some ye like, always, like, this is my biggest cigarette." The essay was written in response to a question about his time on 'The Daily Show' with Kelly Wallace and David Letterman. It also includes an apology for not being able to make it to hawaii after all.