The Impending Apocalypse

There are 20 Kmart retail stores left in the United States, four of which are in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Imagine being a kid in the 1950s or 1960s and you say, I've been so good all I want for my birthday is a matchbox or a Hot Wheels car. And your parents say, we got you a pocket knife. Here it comes. It's Max with the Max. Of course, I thought you meant like corporate malfeasance. We need a sound cue for that as well.