The Dangers of Trick-or-Treat

When I was little and we lived in America briefly, when we went trick-or-treating, we weren't allowed to eat the apples because they're like there's razors in the apples. Because somebody once put a razor in an apple. Who needs to tell the trick- or-treat children not to eat the apple? Yeah. My mother would pop popcorn and then wrap a bunch of popcorn in a sandwich bag and hand those out. And I'm like, no one's eating those. I'm gonna eat the clearly home popped popcorn in a Sandwich Bag. It kind of broke my heart, really. That's why Halloween's a scary snow year.