The Bottom Flannel

When I was a kid, we had some friends who had all daughters. The bottom flannel is what they used to wash their bottoms as a family. It's the main reason I use a hot cloth or muslin on my face. James liked so far, so good. When's the bunch line? Can we try and get hashtag bottom flannel trending this week? Oh my god, that would make my life. If anybody had a bottom flannel growing up, please do get in touch. And now the word flannel, I can't hear it without having flashbacks, much like Blender with a trolist.